so i watched 16 candles on saturday. i'd had a hankerin to watch it lately, so... popped in the video. recited about 90% of the script along with the characters. god damn do i love that movie. and man-o-man can jake ryan just get into my pocket right about now. mmm mmm.

parents forgetting a birthday? they live for that shit.
well, well... if it isn't sammy baker davis junior.
i mow lawn so grandpa's hyena don't get disturbed.
just gettin you warmed up... *huff!*
everybody, i'd like you to meet my boyfriend jake. jake.. this is... everybody.
well what did he want? .... sex.
is your father a big man?... about 6'4".
will you take those ridiculous things off?!
ted, you got two girls in one night.
my little brother paid a dollar to see your panties last night.
dong... where is my aaautomobeeeel?
she got her monthly bill a little early, so she took a muscle relaxer. .. try four. .. you didn't. .. mother.
it's like a piece of cake *snap* bread *snap*.
she getta mallied. sheesh!
no i can't call you later?
thanks for coming over. .. thanks for getting my undies back.

ahhhhhh
and then my vcr ate the tape when i ejected it. DAMMIT.
time to get a new vcr. and a perfect reason to get 16 candles on dvd now.

my tummy's rumblin. time for bibbles.